Miss Fortune’s Weekly Wisdom

Sage Advice from Inside the Cookie

every excess becomes a vice November 30, 2007

every excess becomes a vice ”Every excess becomes a vice”

Irony of all ironies, we picked this one on Thanksgiving, our national day of gluttony.  Perhaps indulging to excess once a year, as opposed to adopting excess as a way of life, allows us to appreciate how good we have it. Even our ascetic Pilgrim forebears knew enough to revel in the abundance of this land for one day a year. It’s important to practice moderation, but it is also important to practice celebration and offer up appreciation. Like anything else, moderation should be practiced in moderation.  In other words, live it up a little – just be thankful while you do!

 Note: The turkey in the photo is actually a cake I baked, it’s a faux fowl.

 

when the time comes, take the first one on the right November 15, 2007

Filed under: huh? — herbanlifestyle @ 9:48 pm
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when the time comes

This has got to be one of the weirdest fortunes I’ve ever received. It’s like something out of a spy novel.  There are so many possible scenarios where this advice could apply: the buffet table, line dancing, a shell game, a seat at the movies, the voting booth.

Bugs Bunny regretted not taking a left at Albuquerque.  Robert Frost advocated taking the road less traveled.  Creedence Clearwater Revival said (sort of) that there’s a bathroom on the right.  But . . . if the right is wrong, what’s left?

 

you will find yourself in a warm bath November 15, 2007

Filed under: things that look like fortune cookies — herbanlifestyle @ 8:43 pm
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fortune cookie bath bomb

Under the category of things that look like fortune cookies, I came across this lavendar bath bomb that looks like an oversized purple fortune cookie. It came as part of a lavendar-themed bath set, but I discovered you can buy them individually from the Wedding Channel, packaged in a Chinese take-out style box.